I'm Getting Married!

Holy Shit! I’m getting married!
On March 22nd, my saint like girlfriend Nanci and I will be flying into Eagle Colorado to get married. I’m really looking forward to it. The cool part is that in Colorado you do not need a justice of the peace, priest, or notary, to get married. You can do the ceremony yourselves, without witnesses. How can you beat that?
Rather than put on some ridiculous show for our families and dress ourselves up in bunch of ugly rental tuxedo’s that I would never wear anyways, we have decided to do this on our own, for ourselves. I’m sure Ma Narley will be pleased! Not!
The plan is to find a good spot high up in the Rockies and tie the not. I love Colorado and especially the Rocky Mountains. We couldn’t have picked a better place to do this.
Wish me luck, after 39 years of being single I have finally surrendered to family life.
Was that the earth just shifting on its axis?