Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Is this writer's block?

I can’t believe I’m having so much trouble editing my demo. This reminds me of writer’s block. The odd thing about writer’s block is that often the problem is not that you can’t come up with anything creative, its’ just that you think that everything you come up with sucks. Mostly, you just hate everything and stall out, stuck in the same spot and going over the same thing time and again.

Luckily, two of my good friends came over to the studio yesterday. I had them listen to some of the things I had been working on and paid very close attention to their responses and thoughts. Sometimes it’s nice to have people you can use for feedback. Seeing their reactions and bouncing ideas off them seemed to do the trick and I now feel very confident that my new demo is back on track.

While they were over we did some improvising for my Podcast. One of the bits turned out really great and the other should work just as well. With any luck I should have a brand new Podcast ready to launch some time next week. At least that’s what I’m hoping.




Monday, June 27, 2005

Demo Demo Demo

Sometimes you have to take advantage of the opportunities that life has put right in front of your face. Today I finish up my latest demo, designed and targeted specifically for the Chicago Radio Market. Creating a radio demo is harder than one might think, or maybe it’s just harder for me to do because I tend to be overly critical about my own performance. Imagine that?

For this Demo I have taken a typical show with several phone calls, an interview, and two ticket give-aways. One pair of tickets was given away to a guy who gave himself a swirly in a public toilet. Is that too gross? Probably, but Hey, that’s my show.


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Sunday, June 19, 2005

Chuck's New Harley

Anyone who knows me knows exactly how passionate I am about riding my Harley Davidson Fatboy. I love it! I ride everyday, cold or hot, rain or shine, and one of my favorite things to do is ride my Harley with a group of friends through the winding Illinois roads.

Today, one of my oldest and dearest friends, Chuck, bought his very first Harley Davidson. He walked into the local Harley Davidson dealership and rode out on a new Harley Davidson Road King. Nice Choice Chuck!

While Chuck’s new bike was getting set up in the shop he dropped me a call to tell me the good news. An event like this couldn’t go without notice. Knowing that it would take at least another half hour to finish up the work on his bike, I quickly offered to climb on my ride and boogie up the highway to the dealership and join Chuck for his maiden voyage home.

I jumped onto my bike and started the ½ hour ride that would take me to Woodstock Illinois. The weather outside was perfect with blue skies and warm weather and I couldn’t help but feel excitement for my friend. There is nothing like buying a new Harley Davidson.

I met Chuck at the dealership and we waited for what seemed like eternity for his bike to be finished. We walked around the dealership looking at all of the great rides while Chuck explained to me exactly why he choose the Road King over all the others.

The bike was soon fished and we were called to the back of the shop for the walk around. Chuck’s new ride looked great in the sunlight. The color is called Lava Red, and that is exactly what it looks like. The Road King is long and low with black leather saddle bags and wide handlebars, the classic Harley. Chuck is every bit of 6 feet 3inches and 280 pounds and he fit the bike perfectly.

As we pulled out of the parking lot and down the country roads that would wind us back to his house I could see that Chuck had a grin on his face from ear to ear. With the wind in our face and the sun on our backs we started out on his first ride.

There is nothing quit like the sound that roars out of the tailpipes from a Harley Davidson’s V-Twin motor. It’s deep and powerful and something very much like an addiction to those of us who are lucky enough to own one. Chuck and I rode side by side, something we hadn’t done in over 18 years, and the sound of the two bikes together is something that I will never forget.

Sure, the bikes are great and the sound is unbelievable, but my favorite part of the trip was riding alongside my friend Chuck and seeing that genuine smile on his face as he headed down the road on his new Harley Davidson Road King. If you try and ask a Harley Rider why they ride you will usually get the response “if I have to explain, you wouldn’t understand”. It might seem rude, but it’s true. The best answer I can try to give you is that it is more than the bike and the freedom of the road, it’s more than the sound of the pipes and the wind in your face, its about sharing times with good friends, its about living life on your own terms, its all about enjoying the ride.

Today was a great day!

I definitely enjoyed the ride.




Saturday, June 18, 2005

MuDvayNe's Lost and Found has been Certified Gold!

The guys from Mudvayne just wrote me an email informing me of the good news. Lost and Found has already been certified Gold. Congratulations.

This is Mudvayne's third straight gold, and fastest selling album to date.

TOUR UPDATE 2005
MuDvAyNe is currently touring across Europe, Japan and Australia in preparation for Ozzfest 2005, during which they'll perform on the main stage's much-coveted third slot, going on just before headliners Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden. In between, they'll do select headline shows with openers Shadows Falls, In Flames and Trivium. They'll also be headlining the Aggressive Music Festival on July 16th.

OZZFEST TOUR DATES AND SELECT ONE-OFFS (MORE DATES TO FOLLOW):
  • 7/15 Boston, MA @ Tweeter Center
  • 7/16 Glens Falls, NY @ Glens Falls Civ Ctr (Agg.Music Fest.)
  • 7/17 Hartford, CT @ Meadows
  • 7/19 Camden, NJ @ Tweeter Waterfront
  • 7/20 Toronto Ont @ Docks - Mudvayne/SF/IF/Trivium
  • 7/21 Buffalo, NY @ Darien Lakes
  • 7/23 Pittsburgh, PA @ Post Gazette
  • 7/24 Washington, DC @ Nissan Pavilion
  • 7/26 New York, NY @ PNC
  • 7/27 Holmdel, NJ@PNC Arts Center - Ozzfest
  • 7/28 Virginia Beach VA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater - Radio Show
  • 7/30 Chicago, IL @ Tweeter Center
  • 7/31 Indianapolis, IN @ Verizon Wireless Music Center
  • 8/2 Columbus, OH @ Germain Amphitheatre
  • 8/3 Cleveland, OH @ Tower City Amphitheatre Mudvayne/SF/IF/Trivium
  • 8/4 Detroit, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre
  • 8/6 East Troy, WI @ Alpine Valley
  • 8/7 Minneapolis, MN @ Floatrite Park
  • 8/10 Portland OR @ Columbia Meadows - Radio Show
  • 8/11 Seattle, WA @ White River
  • 8/13 San Francisco, CA @ Shoreline Amphitheatre
  • 8/14 Sacramento, CA @ Sleep Train
  • 8/16 Salt Lake City, UT @ USANA Pavilion
  • 8/17 Las Vegas NV @ House Of Blues - Mudvayne/SF/IF/Trivium
  • 8/18 Phoenix, AZ @ Cricket
  • 8/20 Los Angeles, CA @ Hyundai Pavilion at Glen Helen
  • 8/21 San Diego, CA @ Soma Mudvayne/SF/IF/Trivium
  • 8/23 Albuquerque, NM @ Journal Pavilion
  • 8/25 Dallas, TX @ Smirnoff
  • 8/27 Houston, TX @ Cynthia J. Woods Pavilion
  • 8/28 San Antonio, TX @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
  • 8/31 Nashville, TN @ Starwood Amphitheatre
  • 9/2 Charlotte, NC @ Verizon
  • 9/4 West Palm Beach @ Sound Advice




Monday, June 13, 2005

Goodbye Mackie's

It’s 5 o’clock in the morning and I’m wide awake. I woke up around 4 and couldn’t go back to sleep. Isn’t this what happens to old men? Great!
I do have a lot going on today. My old Mackie mixing boards were sold on eBay to a sound guy from Michigan. It figures that after I spent weeks finding boxes suitable for shipping these large boards that the guy is going to come and pick them up in person. I can’t say as that I blame him; I wouldn’t trust these boards to a shipping company either. He should be here around 11.

I’m going to miss these boards. They were the best purchase that I have ever made. After my contract was bought out at WXTB, back in the late 90’s, I purchased these boards with every penny that I had left. The idea was sound, by purchasing the equipment I could still create my comedy, even without the use of the radio stations studios. I wouldn’t be shut down, or locked out.

It turned out to be a very smart move. I more than paid for the boards by doing side productions for other radio shows, voice over work, and my own demos. No matter how broke I became over those years, I still had the nicest set of mixing boards in town. At least I looked impressive, even if I didn’t own a car.

Today my studio is all digital and I have grown past the Mackie’s. Don’t get me wrong, they are still the industry standard; it’s just that I don’t need them anymore. My Tascam mixer does the same job as my old Mackie’s, but adds the bonus of high quality sound card, midi control, and DAW control. Still, nothing will ever look as impressive as those huge black Mackie mixing boards consuming every inch of free space in my studio. And so ends another era.




Saturday, June 04, 2005

Kick Ass Saturday!

Finally it’s Saturday. Dealing with the CRIA all this week has taken its toll on me. That, and the fact that one off my clients is still stiffing me for payment on some Internet Consultation. These are the joys of running your own business.

Outside, it’s clear blue skies and about 75 degrees. I’m sitting in a pair of shorts down in my studio, but I won’t be for long. Today, I’m taking the Harley out for a long cruise through the winding Illinois countryside. I can’t wait.

In 3 days, all of my kids will be gone for the whole summer. My oldest will be visiting her grandmother in Florida, while my stepson will visit his father in Naples, Florida. It will be weird not having them around, and as much as they drive me crazy at times, I know I will find the house a very empty place without them.

However. I have two words for you.

Afternoon Sex.

O my god, it’s been forever since the wife and I could actually have sex in the daytime. Woo hoooo. Hey, what can I say, I like sex during the daytime, before I have eat’n. Give me an afternoon of great sex, then feed me. Now that’s a perfect day.

Looks like the summer is going to better than I had even hoped with warm sunny days, long harley rides, and afternoon sex.

Sometimes it’s good to be the Bob.

Time to go fire up the Harley!